WHOSE ARK WILL YOU EMBARK?

Noah ain't got a thing on Ola Salo, the luscious lead singer of the Swedish glam pop rock band, The Ark. All the young dudes voyaged to the Bowery Ballroom last night to soak up the fabulous extravagance of The Ark.

The glamour was in full-force last night, the band looked and sounded amazing. The hair - dynamite, the make-up - flawless, the fashion - phenomenal, the attitude - turbo-charged flamboyance and the music - theatrical, rebellious, outrageous rock. The spirit of Ziggy Stardust and Freddy Mercury converged on stage into a glittery eruption and the beguiled crowd danced all night. They performed songs such as "One Of Us Is Gonna Die Young," "Rock City Wankers," "The Others" and my personal favorite "Deliver Us From Free Will."

One thing is certain when the apocalypse comes I know whose boat I'm getting on and it ain't the floating farmhouse.