Bacon, one of nature's greatest treasures...

That's the well documented consensus of a devoted subgroup here in the office, with Mark Satlof as the clear spiritual leader and strong adherents including Messrs. Hanks, Lavigne, and yours truly, among others. And in that good ol' "everything-with-bacon-is-just-a-little-bit-better" spirit, we present an alternate enhanced version of the blog you're currently reading. Just click here to experience it for yourself.